Saturday, July 26, 2008

Lesbian Misdirection repairs lindsay lohans image and career

A quick lesson in damage control, and controlling your image.
Written by Rob Tencer

Damage control and image consultant public relations: now that lindsay lohan is gay, you don't hate lindsay lohan anymore, do you?

Now that lindsay lohan has gone public that she is a lesbian, she has wiped her slate slate clean of all her other bad behaviors of public intoxication, driving under the influence of narcotics and alcohol, and all her bad days of addictions to drugs and alcohol, and all her box office bombs, that made it extremely hard to get another job acting.

wiipedia defines misdirection as a form of decption in which the attention of an audience is focused on one thing in order to distract its attention from another.

The ruse or con or deception was pure genius in its ability to misdirect everything bad that people know about lindsay lohan and replace it with her lesbian relationship with samantha ronson. This misdirection was designed to grab public support from the powerful gay and lesbian entertainment community and help the public forget anything negative about lindsay lohan.

Is this con working?
front page cover stories of magazines covering the lindsay lohan lesbian relationship with samantha ronson and much space in newspapers has been devoted to this story. Everyone from Page six to the LA Times has covered this story. This is proof of success and popularity.
lindsay lohans career has been resurrected via this image makeover.

The secret is to party in total privacy.
Its a very good thing that some mage consultant who specializes in damage control (like rob tencer public relations) taught lindsay lohan the art of keeping total privacy. For the misdirection to work, lindsay would not have to stop her addictions to alcohol and pharmaceutical prescription drugs, but only use them in private.
Some other great advice for lindsay lohan would be to only use them at home or in a private residence and if she goes out to always hire a driver, ride a limo or take a taxi instead of driving herself. So far, this is all working according to plan.

What's next? Adoption?
The only thing left now for the happy couple of Lindsay lohan and Samantha Ronson to do is to adopt. This would help to continue to distort the facts and to misdirect what we already know about lindsay lohan. Why Adopt? This would further soften her image and make people love her, while gaining instant news and press fodder. the purpose would be to make lindsay lohan more likeable.

What about samantha ronson?
while we know the profound positive effects that this image makeover has had on lindsay lohan, we don't know how this is going to help samantha ronson and her career. Could this be a selfless deed born out of love for lindsay lohan? Is samantha ronson finding herself getting better bookings as a club DJ and is she making more money from the spotlight?

Does the GAY misdirection help careers?
look no further than the master of misdirection, the late doug henning. Doug was always viewed as a hippee with a smile, but if you looked deeper you would always see doug with a rainbow and appearing as gay as possible. Doug henning was a great magician and master of misdirection. truth be told, doug was happily married to a woman named debbie. If you would have asked anyone, they would have told you with full certainty that dug henning was gay.

A quick lesson in damage control: lindsay lohan is gay, samtha ronson and rob tencer
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Tuesday, July 8, 2008

best actor oscar nomination heath ledger is a shoe-in to win for the joker

heath ledger joker is a thief
heath ledger joker is a thief
heath ledger joker is a thief

tony clifton is the man that was stold from

tony clifton was the original criminal mind.

Theft by an oscar shoe in.

Best Actor Oscar shoe in for dark night joker is heath ledger.

His character and acting style for the joker role, was lifted from
comedic actor the late and great andy kaufman.

Andy kaufman created the character tony clifton, who health ledger
lifted everything about for his reprise of younger and less talented
version of jack nicolsons movie version of the joker.

It would be a shame to see a drug addicted thief who died of an overdose, being awarded for stealing again, this time from his fellow peers and the academy.

For contact information and a comparison of the theft by health
ledger, please see the full article on or watch jim carreys "man on the
moon", about the comic genius andy kaufman. Or type tony clifton into
youtube to see 100's of tony clifton clips.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

how much money does it cost for a beautiful eastern european supermodel like ruslana korshunova

eastern european super models like the murdered ruslana korshunova

Before people forget about eliott spitzer and ashley dupre and the madame that revealed some of her political clients names before she was ultimately murdered, and made to look like a suicide, we must remember the bella modeling agency.

eastern european super models like the murdered ruslana korshunova

With direct links to the russian mafia and an unlimited supply of super hot, super young eastern european super models like the murdered ruslana korshunova.

With the amount of money that socialites in the upper east side (10021 UES) have, just about any girl is available. Although its not important if you live in the upper east side, or even if you live in NY, for as long as you have the money, they will come to you.

Here is how bella modeling agency used to advertise their business.It would be foolish to think just because bella was shut down, that no other agency is doing the same thing. make no mistake, this is big business, and others are filling the requests for supermodels from eastern european countries and your favorite tv shows.

While the pricing varies between our models, the minimum fee for an introduction to one of our models is $1,500. There are no geographical limitations, we will fly the model of your choice to you anywhere in the world! Travel rates start at $8,000 per day!

If you enjoy the mystic and exhilarating anticipation of a wonderful surprise, perhaps you would be interested in one of our Platinum Club introductions. Our Platinum Club features a wide selection of Playboy Playmates, Penthouse Pets and other truly first class ladies from the exciting worlds of fashion, television and film! They are universally recognizable by all, for this is the ultimate Bella Models experience. This unique offering is only available for our Platinum Club members. The rates range from $8,000 to more than $50,000 for an evening of undiluted pleasure, where your ultimate dream becomes the ultimate reality!

We offer the ultimate in service for all Bella Models clients. We will handle all of your necessary travel arrangements, dinner reservations, hotel accommodations, and ticketing to theater, concert and sporting events. Our professional staff will ensure that every element is gracefully appointed to the last detail with luxury and convenience in mind.

Bella Models has exciting and unique travel offers for our clients as well. Arrangements can be made for those who would like one of our models to accompany them on a fabulous trip for pleasure or business. The expansive world is open for all those who desire it, be it the rolling hills of Tuscany, the deep blue waters of the Mediterranean, isolated Tahiti, the fantastic islands of the Caribbean, or anywhere suitable for a couple looking for fun and romance. A journey of excitement and wonder is a moment away with the assistance of Bella Models to fulfill any specifications desired for your romantic escape.

Custom introductions can be tailored to suit anyone's needs so the grandeur of getting away can be as specific as necessary. All particulars will be fulfilled by Bella Models, allowing our clients to focus on having a good time with the model of their choice. Let us make your dreams come true with hassle-free travel packages and an array of vacation destinations from around the world!

If most people knew you as a super model, with your picture on the cover of vogue and modeling contracts with major fashion houses, but you were really a high priced call girl or whore that was owned by the russian mafia that discovered you, and would not let you out of your contract alive, a girl might tend to get depressed or even turn to drinking. This is not the type of client I can do anything for, because they are prisoners held against their will.

If you have a drinking or alcoholic problem, and its not prisoner related I may be able to help you.

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Why is the culture of eastern european super models like ruslana korshunova to drink vodka?

eastern european women love vodka
former soviet union
eastern block
ruslana korshunova loved to drink vodka

In the eastern european countries formerly known as the soviet union or eastern bloc, people like to drink vodka. Just as in mexico and other latin countries, where people like their food spicy and extra hot. does this mean there is no hope for russian men and women to not turn into alcoholics? no, I am simply saying that it is in their genetics.

But why is eastern european's favorite drink, vodka?
Could be the ease of purchasing by convenience or the low price. While I was in school, I seemed to remember being told that the government always made cheap vodka as available or even more so than bread and milk.

  • vodka drinking is and nearly always has been part of the nation’s tradition for both men and women, said Victoria B. Tochieva, director of the Vodka Museum in Moscow.

eastern european recently murdered super model ruslana korshunova

There is a new report on the murdered super model ruslana korshunova, that while she was not yet of legal drinking age, that she loved drinking vodka. "Today Ruslana Korshunova would have turned 21 and would have been able to drink. All though as abcnews interview´s claim the “Russian Rapuznel” was already in a heavy vodka drinking relationship.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Ask any model in NY about creepy rich guys who could ruin your life

The following is made up of facts, stories and theories after I read about ruslana korshunova being murdered, while the police called it suicide.

  • "There's no way she would have killed herself," Kira Titeneva, a friend from Korshunova's home town, told the New York Daily News. "She loved life so much".

  • "The New York Post quoted a friend of Korshunova claiming she had just returned from a modeling gig in Paris and seemed to be "on top of the world."

  • "There were no signs," he said. "That's what's driving me crazy. I don't see one reason why she would do that."

What I have written, is mostly written as a word of caution, before embarking on your dream of becoming a socialite, or your rise to fame you should remember your core group of people who you trust. These people can make up your team, that in severe cases, can save your life.

Suicide is fairly common amongst mind altering pharmaceutical drug users, and quite possible more so amongst those whose career depends on staying rail thin (anorexic)

Suicide by jumping, also makes a clean cover up.

The creepy rich may sometimes play a part in the lifestyle of beautiful models, socialites or those seeking stardom with no budget for getting there.

Who gets to keep these kept women, and what does it mean to be kept? Can they still have boyfriends and girlfriends if they are kept? The answer is yes. Is this consistent with a girl or a guy madly in love with a significant other, yet still belonging to someone as a commodity?

Russian mafia for model's

It has been suggested that the model may have been desperate to get out of the fashion industry but been prevented from doing so by murky underworld bosses who manage the Eastern European models.

Ruslana´s death might be related to the model wanting out desperately and not being allowed to do so by the Paris-NewYork-Moscow mafia that controls teenage models. Some reports have linked the economic giant Gazprom with creating a web of model managment and discovery with a a tightly controlled escort spinoff that sets up supermodels with corporative tycoons. Most of the girls being from Eastern Europe.

The sexual trafficking of very young men and women from Kajzistan and surrounding areas is epidemic as are the resulting suicides.

Vladislav Novgorodtsev, Korshunova's life coach, described the young model as heartbroken, lonely, and homesick. According to statements made to the media by Novgorodtsev, Korshunova revealed to him that she was suicidal in the past, having tried to kill herself using various methods at least five times before, beginning when she was 15 years old.[12] In January and February of 2008, she visited the Roza Mira Training Center in Moscow. Novgorodtsev revealed that the model had once confessed to him she was in love with a young man from Moscow, but that nothing could come from the relationship because he was married. Further, Korshunova was also having financial troubles and was asking friends for $400 ten days before jumping to her death.

What if the commodity is beauty, and the network that discovered the beauty claims ownership? While there is freedom to travel and meet new people, there is not only a built in loyalty, but the threat of death if they try to break this connection. In some cases the threats are backed up with the hard reality of making good on them.

In lesser cases not where a mafia style model agency that discovers beautiful models in russia, claims ownership of the individual even if they don't do the actual bookings.

Korshunova was represented by IMG (New York, Paris, London and Milan), Beatrice (Milan), Traffic Models (Barcelona), Marilyn Models and iCasting Moscow, which was her mother agency. Korshunova modeled for the covers of Elle (France), Vogue (Poland) and Vogue (Russia). She also modeled in print-ads for Blugirl by Blumarine, Clarins, Ghost, Girbaud, Kenzo Accessories, Marithé & François, Max Studio, Moschino, Old England, Pantene Always Smooth, Paul Smith and Vera Wang lingerie.

Zach Eichman, a spokesman for Korshunova's agency, IMG, which also handles Heidi Klum and Kate Moss, said "she was one our very good working models. She did a lot of shows and successful campaigns.

"Everyone I have spoken to is very surprised and the feedback I am getting from people is that there was little indication that there was something troubling her and that she was always very happy."

There is creepy rich people whom spend money on these models, and give them what they want most, a daily affirmation of their beauty, worthy of someone lavishing money on them.

These creepy rich men and women also supply the beautiful models with drugs, alcohol, expensive food, as well as their own place to live, cab money.

But beware to these young and beautiful people gullible enough to give enough attention and sex to these creepy rich men and women. If you cross the creepy rich, and don't give them what they want, and when they want it, your life may be in danger.

Is this all worth losing your life over?

Story by Rob Tencer (check me out at and on

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

heath ledger steals batman movie joker gimmick from a dead man named andy kaufman

Why am I writing this about heath ledger and his role as the joker in the dark knight?
I am writing this about heath ledger, because I happen to be a huge fan of the late andy kaufman, and when I heard heath ledger talking like an andy kaufman character, it really bothered me, that andy kaufman was not getting the proper accolades. In this review, I hope to right the wrongs of keeping the inspiration for the dark knight joker character a secret until now!

heath ledger as the joker
heath ledger as the joker
heath ledger as the joker

heath ledger is great as the joker in the newest batman movie, the dark night. but where did he come up with the joker character and the way he played it?

heath ledger stole it from a dead man named andy kaufman. Andy had a character he developed called tony clifton. if you watch the following videos, you will see that heath ledger stole everything for the joker from the tony clifton character.

who is tony clifton?

Born out of the tales that Kaufman’s writing partner Bob Zmuda told him about a former employer, Tony Clifton was the distillation of every bad story that ever circulated about any 1960s lounge entertainer. An abrasive loudmouth armed with bad one-liners and an even worse singing voice, Clifton was the guy who clearly forgot to leave his ego in the wings but would bring it out on stage with him to hilariously disastrous results.

Decked out in oversized sunglasses and a rumpled peach tuxedo, Clifton was frequently downright abusive to his audience, loudly berating them when they didn’t recognize and show appreciation for his obvious “talents.”

He’s a character through which Kaufman savagely deconstructed celebrity in both how it can affect performers and how audiences react to its presence.

here is proof that heath ledger stole everything from tony clifton

the following is more proof, that health ledger is a crook

now watch a trailer from the dark knight, and hear and see heath ledger impersonating tony clifton in his role as the joker.

who is andy kaufman?

Without a doubt, one of the most unique comic voices of the 20th century was Andy Kaufman. Hailing from a deceptively average upbringing in Long Island, NY, Kaufman amazed audiences with an act that deftly manipulated them into thinking one thing was happening on stage before revealing what they were watching was something else entirely. No mere standup comic, Kaufman played with his audience in such a way that could be described as interactive performance art. And of all of Kaufman’s bits and characters that could be described as “interactive” none were more so than lounge singer Tony Clifton.

Who is heath ledger?

Ledger most recently earned Oscar, Golden Globe, BAFTA and SAG Award nominations and won the New York Film Critics Circle Award for Best Actor for his portrayal of Ennis Del Mar in the award-winning drama Brokeback Mountain. His other credits include Casanova, Monster's Ball, Lords of Dogtown, The Brothers Grimm and The Patriot.

"Chris' unique vision is what made Batman Begins such an outstanding film and we could not imagine anyone else at the helm of The Dark Knight," said Robinov. "We also can't wait to see two such formidable actors as Christian and Heath face off with each other as Batman and The Joker."

"I'm excited to continue the story we started with Batman Begins," added Nolan. "Our challenge in casting The Joker was to find an actor who is not just extraordinarily talented but fearless. Watching Heath Ledger's interpretation of this iconic character taking on Christian Bale's Batman is going to be incredible."

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